Gotta get the cold hard funk with the downtown crowd

My own version:

Seven things that Scare me..

1. Michael Moore
2. The unfettered success of Jessica Simpson
3. George W. Bush
4. Any car made in Korea
5. People that take the WWF seriously
6. Failing to be as successful as I know I can be
7. Forgetting what's important in life

Seven things I like the most..

1. My daughter. She's the most wonderful thing I've ever known. To be given the gift of unconditional, unshakable love and devotion is beyond cool.
2. Music in all its forms. There's nothing like hitting 'random' on my iPod and burning up 200 miles on the motorcycle.
3. ...motorcycles. Not the poseur Harley-Davidson cruiser-type bullshit, but the fast, loose and dangerous world of the cafe-racer type.
4. Baseball. It is the purest form of inter-personal competition to me, next to arm wrestling
5. Women. I love my wife desperately, and would never betray her trust...but appreciate the very construction of the female of the species. Not in a porographic way (although that sometimes has its place), but in cherishing, admiration-addled idolization.
6. Being in control.
7. Waking up early. Those that rarely see the dawn miss out big-time.

Seven things that are most important at home

1. Never smoking in front of my daughter. I know, I know...I need to quit, but until I do, I shall not break this solemn vow.
2. My kitchen. What can I say, I love food.
3. My computer.
4. My drumset.
5. All my motorcycles.
6. My bed. What can I say, I love sleep.
7. My wonderful neighbors.

Seven random facts about me

1. I am losing my hair. Big freakin' deal
2. I love good wine, good bourbon and the occasional PBR
3. My father and I were estranged for about 30 years until I discovered his whereabouts on classmates.com. Yes, it's true.
4. I worship my wife. She's a pain in the ass sometimes, but frankly is 90% of the reason I'm as successful as I have become. The other 10% is still in committee.
5. I love Star Wars. However, if it ever comes to choosing sides, I'll take the Empire. They have better uniforms. I look better in black.
6. One day, I hope to be President of the United States, and I know its very possible.
7. I want to build a model railroad. All I need is the room. And the time. And the materials. And...

Seven things I plan to do before I die

1. I will own my own automotive dealership.
2. I want to get involved in politics, and will.
3. I can't wait for grandchildren.
4. I want take a trip to Eastern Europe. Russia, Poland, Hungary, Czech Republic, the Baltic States, etc.
5. Climb to the top of the Staute of Liberty
6. Ride my motorcycle all over North America over a summer
7. Drive a Baja 1000 car from Encinada to Cabo...again!